Crispy Cream

When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.

I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.

by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013

crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010

Crispy Cream

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

crispy cream

deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.

"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"

by AJ 187 July 29, 2003

Crispy cream like donuts

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.

Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.

by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012