Cretard
It's an abbreviation of "Cringey" and "Retard". When used you are calling someone, or something a "cringey retard".
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Cretard
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory
Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.
Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.
Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory
Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.
Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.
Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.
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cretard • CBREtarded • Cetard • Chetard • Creatard • Creetard • Creotard • crewtard • caretarded • Chretarded
Creatard
Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
Creatard
A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.
Creatard by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012
cetards
Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.
5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.
cetards by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008