A boring little town where most guys' dream is to buy a lifted diesel truck. Everybody is either addicted to alcohol, nicotine, weed, or coke (there are NO exceptions). Everybody knows each other and everybody talks shit about each other. The only things to do are drive around aimlessly, go for a Tims run, or get shitfaced at a bush party. Speaking of bush parties, you can find thirty-year-old men at the teenager's prom after-party every single year. This place deserves the "Shittiest Small Town of the Year Award" every year.
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It's a town populated by about 7500 people. Southwest Community College is in the town, and is known for it's music program, nursing program, as well as it's sports. California is way better, but Creston is alright. Small town.
It's a town populated by about 7500 people. Southwest Community College is in the town, and is known for it's music program, nursing program, as well as it's sports. California is way better, but Creston is alright. Small town.
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