Full Cresent

When a womans vagina is shredded by a chode so bad that the asshole and the vagina become one massive hole.

Kevin gave Kathy a full cresent.

by TheFullCresent April 17, 2011

crescenta valley high school

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

by cvsucks April 18, 2008

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007

credentialized

the artificial self-enhancement that people seem to precive themselves to have while they are wearing an official laminated credential on a sponsored lanyard.

She got all credentialized when she went back stage at the concert with her all access pass, living in the fictional world that she is actually apart of the group in concert.

by LameCred September 10, 2010

La Crescenta

Nothing to do but smoke dank weed and drink in this "suburb", also known as the most boring place on earth immediately followed by La Canada, there are only preppy gay people, pussy emo fags, fake gangsters, and a few chill/stupid stoners and many many old people. The only thing that even slightly redeems this shitty town is the constant supply of highly potent marijuana and other varied drugs....Police are a very notable part of La Crescenta's gayness,getoutwhileyoucan

"Holy crap La Crescenta is gay....Pass the Kush"


"Dude that pig just gave me a littering ticket for spitting out my gum!fuck...Pass the Kush"


"I realy hate this town"

by Mr Danky October 9, 2008

La Crescenta

Pretty boring city in its self. There are so many druggies at Crescenta Valley High School that it made it on the LA news. There are some positive things about La Crescenta though. The main one being the fact that its not too far from the beach and its close to a lot of cities that aren't as boring. So basically, as long as you have a car, its an ok place to live. Kids who don't have a license will often take the bus to Montrose or the Glendale Galleria.

P.S. Beware of the kids from Rosemont Middle School. They are FREAKS.

I can't wait to get a car! Then I can get out of La Crescenta whenever i want!

by Urban Resident January 4, 2010

Cresent Wank

when you lay youre favorite "material" out in an arc shape in front of youreself. you then precede to masterbate furiously, once you reach the point of no return you must chose which page is youre favorite and gift them youre donation.

i walked into pauls room last night, he was sitting on his bed surrounded by magazines having a cresent wank...

by harry axe wound March 9, 2009