crescent fresh

A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.

Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes.

by Seer-of-Shadows April 21, 2004

crisco demon

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.

2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".

"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."

by Scroto Saggins September 5, 2005

Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

by Shannon December 16, 2002

crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

crescent fresh

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense

Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!

by aslam ali October 23, 2003

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

crescenta valley high school

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

by cvsucks April 18, 2008