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la croix

"Jésus est mort sur la croix"
by Retroafro August 22, 2005
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Croix-Rage

To absolutely lose your shit because of the ineffectiveness of a technology, system, or institution.
Please don't tell him the convoluted method they use to decide where to seat their customers. He'll Croix-Rage for sure.
by indaloendro March 2, 2021
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Croix Nouveau

The Franglais form of New Cross, a hopelessly bleak area of London.
Come with me, ma cherie, accompany me at once to my little pied à terre just outside Paris.
But this is Elephant and Castle; Eurostar doesn't leave from here. And I can't enter France without my passport.
Who said anything about France?
Where is your place, exactly?
Croix Nouveau, naturellement, ma petite poulette!
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La Croix

1. The Cross

2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).

3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
by djrapist February 16, 2015
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Croix

When used as a name for a boy, he is extremely sexy and those waves on his head make you wanna ride him into the sunset.
That guy is such a Croix, I think I'm in love.
by That ni**a May 21, 2017
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credix

Modern term for credit, loans, or banking in general.
I carry plenty of credix.

I went to the bank to get some credix.

The teller gave me a printout of my credix.

"Sorry Sir, your card is all out of credix."
by Nate Schultz July 11, 2007
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Croix

by Trafton September 12, 2003
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