Crewmate

Will not be afraid to shoot you into the inky black void of space because red said you were near the body even though you reported it.

Red: He's the impostor! He was near the body!
You: It's not me! I reported the body!
Crewmate: I trust Red, by impostor!

by PixelCreator957 September 21, 2020

Crewmate

A friendly, sometimes stupid space man whose skeleton is made of a singular bone.

The Crewmate was wrong and accidentally voted out another crew member.

by A Mongoose November 19, 2020

Crewmate syndrome.

When one sees every day objects or images as characters from the popular video game "Among us"

"The trash can looks sus"
"I think you have crewmate syndrome."

by The DMC March 11, 2021

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome

Crazy, huh?

Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying

by ThatUrbanNinja6969 May 23, 2018

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Crewmate

The good guys in Among Us. Is vulnerable to Impostors. Calls emergency meetings whenever they feel like it.

Damn it! CREWMATE AGAIN! *God when can I be the impostor* *oh wait I'm already dead*

by GuyOfUD September 17, 2020