Cremator 

A very harsh insult.

Oh shit, that was a burn right there... No wait, it was a cremator.

Cremator by Chief Vash April 27, 2005

Cremator's Delight 

noun

Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.

Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.

To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.

Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."

Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"

Cremator's Delight by King of Cum Junction July 4, 2025

warm cremator 

A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.

Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.

warm cremator by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

cold cremator 

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.

criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!

cold cremator by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

content cremator 

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

content cremator by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

content cremator 

Someone who puts up crap as content.

Willy is a content cremator. Don’t even bother looking at his stuff.

content cremator by Screaming Old Man April 19, 2022

The Old Cremator 

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party

"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

The Old Cremator by Goontavious III Gonnius II March 26, 2025