Credophile

One who is consumed by the desire to assure that credit is assigned to oneself for research, stories, references and other information for which it is useful to be considered "the source."

"I told Grace to buy that new vitamin supplment. I explained that it was recommended to me by Matt, because he's a total credophile and he would freak out if I didn't tell her where I'd heard about it."

by KaiAng December 15, 2007

credophile

A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.

It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

Cremophile

Someone who has an unusual and constant urge to ejaculate inside anything in their sight line.

Ptolemy Procter is such a cremophile, he came in my cat

by Jontywithextracream January 18, 2022