creepster

A guy who girls think is really creepy
Acts really awkward around girls
One who waits for the drunkest girls at the end of a party to hit on

Andy Blacker is the definition of a creepster

by Shit Show September 28, 2006

Cremasteria

cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;

2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria

Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris

by KingPellinore June 14, 2017

cremasteria

(n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles; 2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

While Senator Kamala Harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get AG Jeff Sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.

by W0rd N3rd June 15, 2017

Creepsternova

A guy who tries to impress a girl he likes, but fails when she discovers that he's a creeper.

Ex:

-Stares at the girl like a creeper
-Says creepy things
-Drives a sketchy car
-Asks her disturbing questions about the features of her house
-Creeps on her facebook

Creepsternova: "Hey! :)"

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"

Creepsternova: "Nm. Say, do you have a large window in your living room with a couch right in front of it?"

Girl: "....."

by E-Steeves March 20, 2010

creepster

a weird man one may know or not know and he gives off a strong rapist/molester vibe. his presence just makes a person extremely uncomfortable.

Mr. Johnson the physics teacher keeps calling me honey and sweetheart during class. Today he asked me if I had a boyfriend. Damn creepster!

by antisocial_lunchbox May 28, 2008

Creepster

A cross between a creepy man and a hipster. He usually tries to get into your pants while crying about how original he is. Creepsters always have a sparse mustache or thick beard, and have dreams about being a rockstar. A creepster might try to hide his adoration toward Edward Cullen with many anti-Twilight posters that host sexy pictues of Robert Pattinson. Hipster girls are inexplicably attracted to him, if only ironically.

1. Ellen: "Oh my gosh! I went out with this total creepster last night!"

Jackie: "Oh, ya? How did it go?"

Ellen: "He rubbed his beard on my face while he read 'The Catcher in the Rye.'"

by magwich September 24, 2010

creepster

1)A person who advances on a 15 year old.

2)A girl who doesn't get her eyebrows done/shave her upper lip.

3)A guy who sniffs your hair from behind.

4)Lesbian gym teachers.

5)Guys with leg tattoos.

6)A guy who steals your underwear and wears them.

7)Carrot tops.

8)Guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.

9)Hot Topic employees.

10)Guys who share lollipops with other guys.

11)Guys who have their balls as their aim icons.

Pee Wee Herman is a fucking creepster.

by cevboatcycle January 2, 2009