Creepliment

Anytime someone less than desirable pays you a compliment that is either unwelcome or completely out of place or character. Often followed by a stare of disgust or awkward silence and usually reserved for women. Often occurs at work or bars.

Can you believe Steve from accounting? He just said how my dress shows off my best features. He can keep his creepliments to himself

Hey Jenny, that guy at the end of the bar just gave me the worst creepliment. He said my eyes remind him of his mother.

by Mr. Mensa August 27, 2008

creepiness limit

The lower age limit for one's girl- or boyfriend, below which the relationship becomes creepy. Found by the following formula:

creepiness limit = 0.5x(your age) + 6

Breaks down when you're below age 13 or over 65, approximately.

Eg. the creepiness limit for a 30-year-old would be 21, but the creepiness limit for an 18-year-old would be 15.

by Dr McSanta November 28, 2007

Creeple

Creepy ass people.

That person who masturbated next to me on the bus. That creeple keep whacking his mole even when people watching.

by ashmadallah March 30, 2015

Mr. Creepies

The overwhelming feeling of depression and self-pity, accompanied by strong feelings of suicide; it is typically caused by an epic hangover or by extreme alcohol withdraw.

I got so shitfaced at the Ravens game, I must keep drinking or else I am going to get Mr. Creepies. I drank so fucking much last night Mr Creepy is definitely going to pay me a visit tomorrow. Ughh, got a gun?!?

by Salty Crocodile March 18, 2011

creepiness

What was originally intended to describe those individuals, almost always a male, whose irregular behaviour somehow exudes a degree of uncertainty or threat towards others has now, amoung its other featherbrained and fatuous uses, come to merely define men who's simply unattractive to the eyes of the critique overlaying the terminology.

Race is typically a favorite component in some way of said-visual appearance.

I went to a bar in the Castro Neighborhood friday night, and guess what? The entire place was full of f'ugly asians. The entire place drenched of CREEPINESS: some of them tried to hit on me!

It's why I didn't stay for more than 5 minutes.

Of course, my night got better. I then went visit the bar a few blocks down, and THAT club was full of blonde-haired, blue-eyed studs!! =D
I wish more of THEM that night would hit on me, though. =/

by ACzzz from California May 10, 2013

creepliment

a compliment that is misunderstood or badly worded, and comes out sounding disturbing and or creepy. usually given out by socially awkward teenagers and 20 somethings in clubs. usually accompanied by awkward silences

Mitch: hey Anna, that dress makes you look so pretty
Anna: aww thank you Mitch, your such a sweetie
Mitch: yeah its really short and i can see your undies
Anna: .......
Mitch: .......
Anna: that was a creepliment

by Jesus Forde November 8, 2011

Creepliment

A compliment given by a guy that creeps out girls rather than flattering them

Ray: I like your breasts
Erica: Um....thanks
Jake: Dude!! Why did you say that to her?
Ray: I was complementing her!!

Jake: Dude, that's not a complement. That's a creepliment!!

by @nn@tar May 28, 2015