cacasexual

Only attracted to caca. The lovely rainbow, brown, green, yellow and every color shat you shat out

"hey do you like this person named woojin?"
"no I'm cacasexual" 🥺🥺

by stan got7 besties December 19, 2020

canasexual

Any person who mindfully and deliberately combines sex and cannabis to deepen intimacy and enhance pleasure either solo or partnered. The term was coined by sex educator Ashley Manta.

Ashley says she’s a canasexual because she loves having sex after she smokes a little bit of weed. The orgasms are so much more intense and it’s like time stands still.

by Senator Robinson July 24, 2020

Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

cnedsexual

the nerdiest of the nerds.
people who get turned on by studying old french poems on the shitty site cned.fr. they represent roughly 20% of an average class. Cnedsexuals replace pornhub with cned.fr.

damn man Manif is such a cnedsexual he likes victor Hugo's scrumptious schlong

by Ali Kazem January 24, 2022

coeosexual

the opposite of demisexual, basically these people are defined as people who can have a crush on somebody even though they barely know them. (definition not mine, found it from a yt video)

Person1: I like this guy, but I don't know anything about him! it's so weird!

Person2: you know, there's a sexuality for that.

Person1: wait, really?

Person2: yeah, it's called being coeosexual

by haha imagine existing March 15, 2021

Creeksexual

You want a homie like craig/tweek to love and care about you, love you, have a daughter Guinea pig named stripe with you, cuddle you while watching red racer/Terrence and Philip, hold your hand not giving two shits what anyone says (this is mainly creeks fanon side but also sometimes its canon side) this sexuality is hardly sexual but has alot of "sexual tension" this is just a very adorable wholesome sexuality where in the end you just want to feel like they are your craig/tweek. No matter how canon/fanon the relationship with you and them and craig and tweek. they are YOUR craig/tweek and YOU are their craig/tweek no matter what their gender may be girl, boy, nonbinary ect. You just wanna be loved like how craig and tweek love each other and thats beautiful

Hey whats your sexuality?
I just wanna be the craig to someones tweek
Well then your creeksexual!

by Twig.the.tweek.kinnie August 1, 2020