Craptop

Dylan's Laptop

die craptop is kanker waardeloos

by spartun January 30, 2020

Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

by jacqeez June 29, 2009

Craptop

A crappy slow laptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)

by hallooooooo July 27, 2009

Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.

I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!

by Futile Cause May 28, 2010

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009