craptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

craptop by beasties31 November 25, 2009

Craptop

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

Craptop by Winbetas October 27, 2003

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

Craptop by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.

My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.

Craptop by Madam S November 2, 2009

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

craptop by Cheerio February 23, 2003

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

craptop by Legos August 21, 2007

Craptop by spartun January 30, 2020