Crappie Flop

When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.

Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?

by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005

Crippist

A crippist is a person who takes pleasure in making unwilling victims Cripples they usually hid in alleyways with crowbars waiting to make you a cripple.

Random guy hits another person leaving them cripple.
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then

by Funkadelicbassmaster October 31, 2010

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

Crappenstance

A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.

Bob met Ted by crappenstance, Ted was going down on Bob's wife at the time.

by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005

Crappit

You will usually say damn it, but in this case you say crappit instead. Exchanging damn with crap. It really has the same meaning but has a more catchy sound to it. "Crappit" is used when something doesn't work out for you or doesn't matter. Or hurts. You can really use whenever you feel like it.

You drop something you say "crappit". You ask someone to explain something but find out that it's really complicated you say "crappit". Someone tell you something bad or sad you say "aaw crappit".

by Thilde December 19, 2010

crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010

Crapfest

It is an annual Festival of local music, entertainment and talent by local people, which is held at Crapstone, Devon, England.

We had a wicked time at Crapfest Crapstone Festival this year and cant wait to go again next year!!!

by Crapfest's No.1 Fan September 15, 2010