Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by betsy January 20, 2005

5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

by GeoTracker October 19, 2005

craftsnatcher

Craftsnatcher: by all accounts an untalented or unoriginal person who chooses to pass off the work of artists and otherwise crafty people as their own.

Craftsnatch: a)see above b)the act of stealing or reselling another's handicraft

Craftsnatcherous: like the kid at the next desk eyeballing your paper during an exam, a craftsnatcherous person sniffs around forums and craft fairs seeking ways to copy other people's work.

Craftsnatchity: a)see above b)when someone's behavior is suspiciously craftsnatcherous

"I can't believe you're not ashamed of your blatant craftsnatchery!"

by water September 18, 2007

craftster

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).

She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.

by Jenny January 3, 2005

craftsterbation

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005