cranus

A crusty anal opening

He only gave rim jobs to girls who have a nice cranus.

by MarioFarfan January 7, 2007

crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006

Cranus

A person whose cranium is connected directly to their anus.

That filthy fellow is a heinous cranus.

by boglord August 20, 2019