Crandall 

Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

Crandall by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

crandall 

A man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
I.e. Bath and Body Works, shopping, Romantic comedies, candalls

Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?

crandall by Garrett Evans January 22, 2008

crandallberry 

the love of my life

there’s crandallberry.

crandallberry by mhunter23 December 10, 2018

crandallitis 

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

crandallitis by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

Robbie Crandall 

Robbie crandall is kind of a jerk. Hes popular tho. Everyone simps for him a little bit but most people dont really like him. hes kinda hot tho. if your name is robbie crandall and you live in new jersey you are even worse

wow, robbie crandall’s performance in fiddler in the roof was good, but his personality sucks.

Robbie Crandall by njdisser April 27, 2023

crandallized 

A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!

that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life

crandallized by the victim#1 July 9, 2011

crandallcakes 

A person who is always trying to one-up you; usually poor and jewish in nature; not very well-liked and often joked.

Nobody tell crandallcakes where were going. I don't wan't that fag to cockblock us again.

crandallcakes by ryandog69 March 29, 2009