Crandal

One who displays extreme qualities of intelligence, extreme giftedness, and an extreme skill in many different fields.

Another 100% on your test John, you are such a Crandal.

by Brinza August 27, 2009

crandall

A man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
I.e. Bath and Body Works, shopping, Romantic comedies, candalls

Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?

by Garrett Evans January 22, 2008

crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

crandallized

A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!

that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life

by the victim#1 July 9, 2011

Crandal

Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.

"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."

by Celooste June 11, 2008

Robbie Crandall

Robbie crandall is kind of a jerk. Hes popular tho. Everyone simps for him a little bit but most people dont really like him. hes kinda hot tho. if your name is robbie crandall and you live in new jersey you are even worse

wow, robbie crandall’s performance in fiddler in the roof was good, but his personality sucks.

by njdisser April 27, 2023

Crandall

An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay

Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week

by SuperSoakedSlimySnake November 11, 2025