Crandall

An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay

Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week

by SuperSoakedSlimySnake November 11, 2025

Crandall'd

The result of being singled out by your boss and held accountable for all that you didn't bother to do. Often resulting in humiliation followed by termination.

1. Ricky has been slacking off a lot lately, he better watch out before he get's Crandall'd.

2. Yup, I lost my job. I totally got Crandall'd.

by Like a Boss!! February 4, 2010

crandall tx

Home town of the one and only Colton Mathis.

Man I wished I was from Crandall TX.

by Cocomatmat May 1, 2018

Robbie Crandall

Robbie crandall is kind of a jerk. Hes popular tho. Everyone simps for him a little bit but most people dont really like him. hes kinda hot tho. if your name is robbie crandall and you live in new jersey you are even worse

wow, robbie crandall’s performance in fiddler in the roof was good, but his personality sucks.

by njdisser April 27, 2023

Mrs. Crandall

The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.

Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.

by TopPussyCritic November 6, 2023

Nelson crandella

A creature best known for its curly locks,juicy fangs,small toe like clubbed thumbs,long pokey overhanged nose that is like a baby shark and long spindley portable legs

Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area

Look over there its Nelson crandella doing the butt slap,that butt slap turns me on,id like to put my slap in her butt

by Crabby and the crew June 17, 2016

crandalled

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.

I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!

by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006