cramps

A thing that happens when a female has a period.. It hurts like a bitch and makes you feel like shit and feels like someone is hitting you with a fucking baseball bat.. Repeatedly

"I'm going to kill a bitch if these cramps don't go away"

by xrelatablechickx March 6, 2016

cramps

That demon inside your uterus ripping up your insides

period cramps are the worst

by zek123 July 2, 2016

Cramps

Hell on Earth

I hate having periods! My cramps are horrible!

by wellletsvibe April 5, 2020

The Cramps

R.I.P Lux (Erick Lee Purkhiser) Interior (October 21, 1946 – February 4, 2009) musician and a founding member of the legendary band The Cramps. He died at 4:30am on February 4, 2009, in Glendale, California of a pre-existing heart condition. The Cramps and Lux will be sadly missed.

I saw The Cramps at least 60 times and they were always kick ass.

by Old Skool Jim February 5, 2009

cramps

a god awful pain girls go through during "that time of the month"

i have such bad cramps

by JENiQA March 20, 2007

Cramps

Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.

SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.

by islandfever February 13, 2009

cramp

To interfere with; to ruin

Don't cramp my style

by enzo July 19, 2004