Craephus

Craephus is a big and strong barbarian dragonborn. She has an ice breathe and can freeze anyone instantly. She is funny and nice. If you have a Craephus in your life, don't let go of them.

1. Wow Craephus, you froze all those boxes Messiah lit up!
2. Craephus just froze all these kobolds in one shot! She'll keep them for later.

by Cosmic Toasties May 14, 2021

craphead

someone who is annoying

bill your a craphead

by knkn July 24, 2007

craphole

any place that stinks, is ugly, disgusting, dirty and expensive. Basically any nightclub in Britain

"What was the club like last night?"

"It was a dirty craphole"

by Heather Scott July 17, 2005

craphat

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

by Mikka September 21, 2007

carlphilip

Big Dick energy. The whitest name ever. He is rich as fuck and get all the bitches.

Girl 1: I was gonna hook up with a Carlphilip.

Girl 2: Damn

by HP-Do It March 5, 2020

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

chalphas

The Marine uniform worn as alpha's but makes you want to say WTF, because it is worn improperly. Improperly wearing of the uniform can be wearing an "alpha blouse" and a "charlie shirt" with a tie.

A Marine who just checked-in to Sergeants Course looked like he was wearing chalphas. An overweight Marine wearing tight "chalphas" may look like they have on a sausage casing.

by lr980543 December 2, 2009