cariño

Adj: sweetness or tenderness
Noun: Dear

Adj: I did it with cariño.
Noun: Where are you Cariño?

by Necessary November 4, 2007

craniorectal disease

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya

The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.

by headinass November 29, 2003

craniorectumitis

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.

that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.

by super rhoid April 29, 2006

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

craniorectal inversion

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.

Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

Carinoid

When a person becomes paranoid about a car behind them who has been following them for some time.

That cars been behind me so long i'm getting carinoid.

by Flemballunited March 22, 2010

Cranos

How global warming fucking exists. A type of species that roam the land with coconut looking spikey hair.

Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears

by REeee kid December 20, 2019