crackered

Upon smoking marijuana, certain individuals can become 'crackered'. Acting overly foolish and downright annoying as hell. Crackered people dont know when to keep their cool and should be beaten with heavy sacks of potatoes.

Derek: Dre, you're fuckin crackered right now!
Dre: *stops chewing on hat* huh?
Chris: fuck dre.....

by bubbagump September 21, 2008

cream crackered

when a person has cum over them and just get sexed again

I cream crackered shannon last night

by davy5748397 August 19, 2006

cracktard

Retarded child of a crack addicted mother by troop 330 the badass troop

Bolan is a cracktard

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

crackturd

another word to use when you're about to curse in front of your parents or when you're angry

OH CRACKTURD

sh- crackturd bella you scared me

by lol i made this word November 29, 2020

crackered

the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.

whoa, i just got crackered!!!!

whats up with all these white people asking me for money?

by OutoftheCarGuy May 23, 2009

Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.

"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"

by ajisan11 November 16, 2012

cracktard

Crackheads that act so crackish.......they're retarded. Combination of being a crackhead and acting retarded.

These cracktards keep parking in front ofmy house instead of the crack house.

by Sherëmy February 4, 2015