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CoDtarded 

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"
Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"
CoDtarded by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017

Covidarium 

A field hospital temporarily set up to house Covid-19 patients.
Black Lung started coughing his guts up yesterday, so I dropped him off at the covidarium to infect some health care workers.
Covidarium by Darwinist1989 March 26, 2020
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Covidparty 

An illegal number of people getting together and not maintaining social distancing.
Look at those covidiots across the street. They're holding another covidparty in their front yard. At least, they'll die happy.

Covidated 

When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.
Are the odds of a nation being covidated higher than the chances of it being hit by an earthquake?
Covidated by Covido October 15, 2020

Covidted 

Greatly desired or wished for during the Covid lockdown
Face masks, yeast and toilet paper have become highly covidted In the last few months
Covidted by Hopeful of Hackney April 27, 2020

Covidtude 

Having an attitude, way of thinking or feeling, that stems from the covid-19/ coronavirus pandemic.

A way of thinking or feeling in regards to the coronavirus pandemic typically reflected in ones behavior or demeanor.
The cancellation of events and social distancing have brought on an abundance of covidtude in people.

President Trump has covidtude about wearing a facemask.
Covidtude by Chels_85 July 2, 2020

CoVtarded 

Person who lives in complete denial and or ignorance of the countless studies showing the countless ways SARS2 confers damage to humans, instead blaming vaccines for said damages or the potential thereof. A vaccine that covers 1 out of 29 proteins of the virus itself. Ripe with logical fallacies and motivated reasoning, especially appeal to nature and confirmation bias, with overall reading difficulties, truly CoVtarded people.
Murr thinks the vaccine will kill everyone, and that he has never had covid despite being a maskless asshole. What a CoVtarded person
CoVtarded by coolmindman June 28, 2023