taskbar cover up

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.

Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

two truck cover up

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.

Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.

by Lenny The Meme Master May 18, 2016

The Cover-Up Game

a game for road trips or whilst drunk in any public place. on any text found in the environment, one covers any word and replaces it with any other word (although traditionally the word used is the most provocative possible, the word Nigger.) The object of the game is to get your friends to bust out laughing loudly at seemingly nothing in public- bonus points awarded if they unthinkingly say the sentence out loud.

Also a Progressive Art Punk band from Fredrikstad, Norway, named for the game.

i went to see the Cover-Up Game last night, and they played Dont Call Me (blank) by NOFX and The Wind Cries (blank) by Jimi Hendrix...

by chocolate(thunder) September 15, 2010

Ukrainian cover up

The reason Joe Biden is sending tons of money to Ukraine. To cover up his illegal and self serving deals he made with the most corrupt country in the world. Also, to cover his faggot ass kids business dealings as well. If the Ukraine government were to tell the American people what the Biden family was doing in Ukraine, Joe Biden would be impeached and hung for treason.

Why is Biden sending tons of tax payer money to Ukraine? Its the Ukrainian cover up!

by Shitshow1986 July 8, 2022

F.S.D. cover up

A F.S.D. who starts a generic "hardcore band" so that they feel they have a right to call anyone F.S.D.

Will - That's a pretty obnoxious bow you have in your hair.

Liz - Yeah, but I like it :D

Will - Ya know, it's pretty F.S.D.

Liz - Ya know, not only are you THE biggest asshole I know, but you're also the biggest F.S.D. cover up EVER! So why don't you go suck off the people at Music at the Mall so you can play up there again. Cuz your music sure as hell didn't get you in up there.

by max_lynch_ March 2, 2009

Lighting cover-up

When a game developer drenches everyone and everything in their game with really shiny lighting, to cover up the fact that the graphics are shit. Not to be confused with cel-shading.

Mario Kart Wii, Fallout 3, and Grand Theft Auto IV are great examples of lighting cover-up.

by Christophucked February 22, 2011