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cousin fucker 

I'm so glad Bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office
cousin fucker by hugh mon December 6, 2003

Cousin Fucker 

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy”
“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

cousin fucker 

a cousin fucker is someone who fucks their cousin
You:Dora the explorer is a cousin fucker.
Someone: With Diego?...
You:Yeah...
cousin fucker by Giryhhfggdh January 30, 2021

Cousin Fucker 

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin

Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!

Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard

Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
Cousin Fucker by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022

four-toothed cousin-fucker 

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.