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Courtyard Kid

A High School student who is ostricised and ignored from the rest of the school and eventually forced into or around said schools courtyard.

This happens due to these students being different and not following the flow of mainstream style or enjoyment of thier lives.

After the fault of the preps these students then are made fun of and branded as losers for life for just having fun and doing things their own individual way and although not accepted can be very accepting themselves.

Even being seen with these "Courtyard Kids" can be a hazard to your reputation.
Eww, courtyard kids are gross.

Go back to the courtyard, kid, hahahahhahahh.

Oh, you hacky sack? It's footbag bitch.
by Conservative Billy May 10, 2004
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Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
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Courtyard Kid

A Courtyard kid is generaly a dark clad unique individual most likely a rocker some Rapper types though alot of them hack amost all are disliked, dispised, or even hated by the rest of the school.
by TrOjAn_MaN May 11, 2004
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Coulterdollars

Income earned through the process of marketing purposely intemperate, controversial, inflammatory or innacurate rhetoric disguised as legitimate discourse.
The neo-con wanted to charge a subscription fee to access the ranting content of his web site, but no one would pay. There are only so many Coulterdollars to go around.
by Anus Coulter October 27, 2003
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cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool
I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.
by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008
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countard

An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.
I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!
by cynic72 October 22, 2008
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Courtyarden

A courtyard that contains a garden
His courtyarden boasts wonderful rose bushes.
by whizkidwannabe April 3, 2010
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