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couger

An older woman around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger boys, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17). But if they can, they will look for boys with the name Tim.
Tim says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
old woman: ooo look at the young boy.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him tim, ill try to sell him these fake tickets to a fake movie in an abandoned movie theatre where ill make my move on him.

overall- All tims, watch out for cougers..
by bobjoesmith01 May 13, 2006
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Cougle

Term used to describe an older woman in search of a younger man. In effect, a cougar trying to google.
So, how’s the talent look where you’re at?

Not too bad; mostly older, though. The admin dressed to the nines and was trying to cougle. I think I might tap that ass!
by ayemac April 9, 2008
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cougher

A large hit of pot which makes you cough & really gets the THC into your lungs (often done intentionally).
I'm gonna take another hit, and this one's gonna be a cougher.
by nick_g July 11, 2010
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cougerbeave

The vagina/pussy of a smokin' hot couger
Dude I got some magical cougerbeave at the Verdugo Hills Country Club last night.
by Erik, Broseph, Andrew January 11, 2008
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Aqua Couger

Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.

They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.

It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Dear Franklin,

I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.

Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011
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Cougles

When a cougar will go home with any youngster no matter how ugly they are.
I must have been wearing my cougles when I took him home
by UK82 February 2, 2010
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Couglet

the younger man who is with a older woman (cougar)
-OMGNESS Liz is such a cougar- shes dating a freshman.
-Yeah, but did you see how hott her couglet is? Well played, sister.

Ashton Kutcher was Demi Moore's couglet.
by elleeeeee beeeeeee July 31, 2012
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