"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"
by TotallyDarkViperAU November 02, 2021
by somethinghmmmm May 19, 2020
An "older," experienced woman who happens to find herself in a sexual relationship (committed or not) with a younger man. She is not necessarily a slut, nor is she desperate. She offers sexual expertise and is open to new experiences. She simply wants to have fun. Though older, she may actually look younger than her "hook-up." She is attractive, confident, and just wants to have fun. She will not attempt to trap her mate into marriage, children or even an exclusive relationship. She is not interested in drama or games, as that would interfere with the pleasure she enjoys.
My friend says I'm a cougar because I'm having sex with a younger guy, but I didn't hunt him down - he approached ME!
by CougarMilf June 13, 2011
to become affected, spellbound, overly impressed by an older woman based on her appearance, credit and possible experience.
The boy at the bike shop was instantly giddy and cougarized when the 40 something MILF bought herself a new mountain bike without hesitation.
by SoCalAndy January 08, 2012
by yessumsir October 18, 2016
A grandmother around like 55-100 and is really really hot (still) and consistently attracts younger men
by masonthemissile November 13, 2022
The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').
Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.
Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.
Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.
by Brent Davidson March 04, 2008