"Hello my good cockcunt, are you out on the rape tonight?"
"He's a real cunting cockcunt"
"I was so pleased to see the old cockcunt, I could have cried"
"He's a real cunting cockcunt"
"I was so pleased to see the old cockcunt, I could have cried"
by Garry Glitter July 24, 2008
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A cococunt is the descriptive term for a female's genitalia after an act of self abuse or masturbation including a well-known brand of coconut-filled chocolate bar.
For best results, use a lightly chilled Bounty bar.
Wash immediately afterwards as cooled chocolate will harden and can draw hair out from your pubic hairea like a motherfucker.
n.b. the scrumptious coconut filling hurts like buggery if you get a bit down your japs eye.
A cococunt is the descriptive term for a female's genitalia after an act of self abuse or masturbation including a well-known brand of coconut-filled chocolate bar.
For best results, use a lightly chilled Bounty bar.
Wash immediately afterwards as cooled chocolate will harden and can draw hair out from your pubic hairea like a motherfucker.
n.b. the scrumptious coconut filling hurts like buggery if you get a bit down your japs eye.
My girlfriend gave me my first taste of a cococunt after she masturbated through a family pack of bounty bars. I had to eat my way through half a kilo of chocolate to get to the cunnie.
by Major Brownwings October 28, 2013
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It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya
Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya
Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
Dude, don't behave like a cococunt. Grow up!
She is a such a cococunt dude. She just turned down tonight's date.
She is a such a cococunt dude. She just turned down tonight's date.
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Wanting to bang your best mates wife, that my friends is a cockcuntrophy! - specially when she wants it too…
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I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
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I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
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