cottage cheese

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty

Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.

by Fiscal February 18, 2005

Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

cottage cheese

when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??

shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!

by Simon Fraser January 18, 2009

cottage cheese

A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.

All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.

by STD Free March 16, 2008

cottage cheese

White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.

When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

cottage cheese

vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.

With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.

by qwerfds December 16, 2006

Cottage cheese

Expired cow nut

Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm

by Givendatedick4/20 May 29, 2019