george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Costanza Wallet

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

by KDiamond October 30, 2007

Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.

"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"

"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."

by Baconcat June 18, 2008

Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010

costanza

A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."

by chart December 15, 2008