cosmopolitan 

Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.

Yeah...i was doin Laquisha last night and gave her a massive cosmopolitan!!

cosmopolitan by fleshdizzle January 22, 2009

Cosmopolitan 

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.

Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?

Cosmopolitan by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

Cosmopolitan magazine by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

Cosmopolitan Ice Cream 

When a girl gets double-penetrated by a black guy and a white guy at the same time, while on her period.

Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla

Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?

Cosmopolitan Ice Cream by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011

cosmopolitan bias

Synonym for critical thinking with negative connotation. Coined by Trump policy adviser and Lunesta enthusiast Stephen Miller.

Student: If people were already living in North America, how could Columbus claim to have discovered it?

Teacher: This question reveals your cosmopolitan bias and it's shocking. *Falls asleep*

cosmopolitan bias by Farnaby August 26, 2017

Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.

Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.

Cosmopolitan Hippo by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026

rootless cosmopolitan 

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

rootless cosmopolitan by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020