Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.
by fleshdizzle January 22, 2009
Get the cosmopolitan mug.Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.
Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?
by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022
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magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla
Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla
Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?
by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011
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Student: If people were already living in North America, how could Columbus claim to have discovered it?
Teacher: This question reveals your cosmopolitan bias and it's shocking. *Falls asleep*
Teacher: This question reveals your cosmopolitan bias and it's shocking. *Falls asleep*
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Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.
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