CORRECTION

In IM conversations, users often send messages in haste and only afterwards notice a typographical error (shortened as typo). It is common practice to correct the typo by sending a subsequent message where the word CORRECTION precedes the correct word.

Dave: i haet trance

Dave: CORRECTION: i hate trance

by watsonmoss May 20, 2009

Correctum

A teenager with all the right answers to everything delivered in the style of an utter arsehole.

Here comes the correctum, any second now he will say "Stop saying amount, it's number, you plebeian."

by Missmooific September 20, 2015

Form-Correction Warrior

The douchebag at the gym or fitness club who can't help it but give advice to others on their form of exercise, diet or workout routine when they are not asked for it.

Hey Samra, do you see this guy over there at the treadmills? He keeps coming to me when I'm working out giving me some random advice on my form, ugh, he's such a Form-Correction Warrior.

by nothardsam January 13, 2021

Correction Officer

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.

The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.

by sglspd22 August 4, 2008

Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019

Sad By Correcting

You correct someone in a video game/text chat when you already know what it meant so it adds unnecessary dialogue to the conversation.

me: I hate rgaves players
them: graves* fking stupid
me: you're sad by correcting me

by brandonplayz February 18, 2021

correctamundo

aka...affirmative, correct. This is a "fonz-ism" like "exactamundo" and "coolamundo"

"Are you telling me you haven't been off that couch all day?"
"Correctamundo!"

by sts0364 July 7, 2005