Corporal Powell

A soldier cut down before his prime. A man (or woman) who has tragically fallen short of his (or her) potential. This contrasts with General Colin Powell, who has been very successful.

Corporal Powell, the replicator is not operable during orbital drop...please defer to the the blinking blue light. NO! Do not unfasten your harness! CORPORAL Powell...DO YOU READ ME!?!?! NOOOOOOO!

by Lineup McShots November 4, 2009

corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

corporal punishment

A physical type of punishment, as in a spanking or flogging.

In the school I attended, licks a form of corporal punishment, was applied with much enthusiasm, across the seat of our pants with a wooden paddle.

by Madmax 77 July 17, 2017

corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

corporal cuddling

v; The act of cuddling, snuggling or hugging an unwilling participant to the point where it feels like a form of punishment. The word is derived from a combination of the definitions of corporal punishment and cuddle and may be applied to any situation where Person A wants to cuddle or hug but Person B does not.

More often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after sex, where the Female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the Male just wants to go to sleep. Sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. However, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.

"Did you see that emo ? He's corporal cuddling everyone in sight."

"I hate my roommate! He starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to 'make up'! Uggggh! I don't wanna touch that kid!"

"My girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have sex. I wish she'd just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol"

by Alycia H. April 20, 2008

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

by Corporal J April 18, 2016

Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant)

lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant) is a sheep" will says "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Finlay says

by the sheep follower March 1, 2023