A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.
This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017
Get the Cock Carousel Widow mug.A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.
Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.
Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha
Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
Get the Corpus Christi Parish mug.1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014
Get the anal carousel mug.A sexual act in which a group of 10 or more homosexual men form a train of anal sex with each other and create a full circle where each man is penetrating the anus of the man in front of him with his penis.
Look dude! That group of guys in this video are giving each other the California Carousel!
Person 1: I really want to ride a California Carousel
Person 2: My friends and I will help you!
Person 1: I really want to ride a California Carousel
Person 2: My friends and I will help you!
by Coarse Hair October 25, 2022
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Get the carousel girl mug.A slut who attends Corpus Christi and is a complete lowlife back stabbing bitch who wears make-up four shades too dark and about as much eye liner as a raccoon. They are not to be trusted and will turn against you. They will never tell you the full story and are drama queens. Don't forget the crop tops, low rise jeans and skiing socks with their moccasins! Oh and her boobs? Yeah she wears a double push up bra with a bando. You're welcome for the spoiling of the illusion.
by i-hate-everyone December 18, 2011
Get the Corpus Bitty mug.the latin word that literally means the body, or a body. used today in english words that obviously have to do with a body, or a whole of something. (ex: corporation, incorporate, corpse, etc.)
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