cornfed cornbread

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"

That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass

by Harold N. July 20, 2008

fruit cornered

The noble art of being Mullered!

Are you 'fruit cornered' mate?

by Tomity May 28, 2008

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

by bella chiola February 24, 2010

cornbread

Yellow bread made from cornmeal ubiquitous in Southern cuisine; it is slightly sweet, and usually served with butter.

Cornbread is delicious.

This restaurant is famous for its brisket sandwiches served on jalapeño cornbread.

by -__________- March 5, 2008

cornbread

A girl with an extremely large ass, this refers to the fact that she must "eat her cornbread" in order to obtain such a fine ass.

Guys talking to each other: "Dude my neighbor is hot huh?"
Girl turns around and reveals her behind
Guys look at each other, "COOOORRNBREEADD!!"
"Oh ya man, cornbread for sure."

by Cornbread Miller2 December 21, 2008