Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019

Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

by sarcastic November 3, 2003

Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

Candy corn

Read head, white Japanese

Yo that girl Amelia looks like candy corn.

by MONEY MASON T May 6, 2018

candy corn

A sexual act involving dp with a white guy a native american girl and a chinaman.

This candy corn is by a wide margin the least likely thing to ever have a phrase describing it.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

candy corn

A form of mooning where the person spreads their asscheeks apart while laying on the ground towards their victim. When the person does this they must yell "CANDY CORN!!!"

Dude, I cant give dem xamples for dis shiaT!!! CANDY CORN!!!

by Billy Maddison June 6, 2005