Chrissed Off

To be angry when your names is Chris

Chris was Chrissed Off at Jack and Connor for leaving dishes and peanuts on their bedroom floor.

by Smelly mellly March 2, 2022

Floyd Collinsed

Floyd Collins has to be one of the most fucked up events between world war 1 and world war 2. 1925. Floyd was a Kentucky Caver who got trapped in a cave and died over 2 weeks later. His death was a national phenomenon, i suggest you look up the full story, its pretty fucked in the head.

In This case, to be Floyd Collinsed, it means to get yourself, or part of yourself stuck in one area. If you get stuck somewhere that you end up Dying or having to amputate an arm or some shit, you got Literally Floyd Collinsed

Guy 1: Dude were the fuck have you been.

Guy 2: Sorry man, I got my dick Floyd Collinsed in my girls ass.

by 1962 October 24, 2018

crissed

cranky and pissed at the same time.

jessi was very crissed.

by spencer pearson November 13, 2007

Crissed as a picket

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

by DanielMac February 25, 2008

crissed

verb: to criss, the act of dine and dashing at the expense of your friend(s). Getting your friend(s) to pay for everything and then disappearing just before the check arrives.

Did you see that?!? His friends just left! That Nigga just got crissed!

Oh man! It's the last time I'm going out with that guy! He crissed me again!

by snoop9999 April 13, 2010

carlisled

The disorienting, debilitating, life-changing feeling that comes when first hearing 80's power-pop ballad "Heaven is a Place on Earth", coupled with the realization that a woman with the name "Belinda" can actually be hot.

Is that guy having a seizure?
Nah man, he just got carlisled.

Why'd our CTO just up and quit?!
Carlisled at the holiday party.
Ah.

by Viv Ward November 21, 2016

corliss

-simp
-likes moose
-only likes hoes
-will never find a real girl

corliss williamson got hoed by a horse

by sheridan jesus cross November 25, 2019