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verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks
by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010
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Codulation

The act of perfoming "COD" otherwise known as Call of Duty. This term applies to any COD such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or any other form of COD on any console or computer.
Gotta run, I got a Codulation session planned tonight.
by natejont November 15, 2009
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Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"
by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010
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compubation

Obsessive masturbation with the use of a computer. Mainly through the use of porno on the internet. Signs of compubation are having more then 2 gigs of porn saved on your computer, sticky or stuck keys on your keyboard, and a general sense of happiness at all the spanking off your doing.
Hey, why doesn't the B work on your keyboard? -- Oh, sorry about that but I suffer from compubation.
by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 4, 2007
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copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
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copulate

copulate with me ela
by jizz August 14, 2003
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crapulation

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.
Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.
by DrumLoud August 5, 2003
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