Carjacker

A man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill.

Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments.

or

My daughter caught me carjacking in our garage at 2am.

or

My uncle Steve shares my love of carjacking.

by Sir_LemonPledgE January 15, 2020

Copsucker

Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.

I keep showing this guy all the stats about police militarization and botched no-knock raids, but he doesn't even care. He says the police are there for the public good, and that there are only a few bad apples. What a copsucker!

by Mehzmerizer July 29, 2014

codwacker

A person that wacks cod!

That dude is such a codwacker, poor cod.

by warbenekar1 February 13, 2007

copecker

Someone you work with but isn't well-liked.

"Ug, I have to go to lunch with that copecker today. Save me, please!"

by Keteh January 2, 2009

Conpacker

A male who relies on a gals finances and is a deadbeat.

Yo you better think twice before you hook up with a conpacker. Its gonna always be outta your pocket.

by GypsyNester May 21, 2018

Copsucker

Somebody sucking too much policemen dick

Back the blue!
Shut up copsucker

by D Flawless May 22, 2024

conacker

A noun referring to a person who annoys someone with work.

Listen, don’t call me a conacker, but I need you to make a presentation for me

by Candy-Decimater January 29, 2025