Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010

Cooties

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008

Cooties

Boys germs that little girls catch when they touch them....ewwwww

That girl has got cooties from that boy who just touched her

by Stef ROCS June 25, 2003

Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.

girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "

by Shmoozums January 15, 2006

Cooties

All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!

My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!

by Little miss outgoing! December 9, 2007

Cooties

Cooties is a word invented by soldiers in WW II to refer to Crabs and infectious germs that cause veneral diseases that many soldiers contracted overseas. Kids in the 1950s picked up the word from their soldier fathers and applied it to anything distasteful. When a kid was touched by the bad cootie generator (another kid) the cooties would be transferred immediately and the person doing the touching would be instantly cured.

Cooties models were produced in the 50s having bodies that looked like ants with strategically placed holes to snap on legs, antennae, eyes etc. The models had a short run and disappeared soon after their introduction.

by Juridicus August 28, 2017