cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

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Cooperise

Cooperate + Compromise = Working together while giving up something for the greater of the group.

We're going to have to cooperise, guys.

by F*ckingMlgdy October 16, 2010

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cooperism

Being complacent in all areas of your life.

He won't challenge his woman. He suffers from Cooperism. Complacent everywhere in his life.

by Arpa of Sparta September 21, 2023

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Coopitisim

Coopititism - is the result of two or more competitors working together to achieve a common goal.

Coopitition is defined as two or more Competitors working together to achieve a common goal. For example. Dale Earnhart, Jr (Hendrick Motor Sports) Tony Stewart (Stewart Haas Racing) drafting together at DAYTONA or TALLADEGA to get from the back of the pack up to the front.

Whereas, Coopitisim is the actual result of the two competitors working together and achieving a common goal.

by Evil Queen May 27, 2011

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