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Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.
Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
by PCGaming September 13, 2009
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Contard

A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur “libtard” Usually republican.
Person 1: “It’s all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up contard”
by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020
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A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president.

Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.
by The Truth January 17, 2005
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contard

A combination of 'Conservative' and 'Retard.'

A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.

A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
by LockeSteerpike September 24, 2006
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cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool
I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.
by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008
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countard

An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.
I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!
by cynic72 October 22, 2008
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contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
by CarooxCore April 9, 2007
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