flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Contact wait out

"Contact, wait out" is a term military personel use over the radio to report enemy sightings/attacks. "Contact" means that the enemy has been identified or that you have already been attacked. "wait" means that you have no time to explain the situation right now. "out" means that you are about to end transmission and will call back later.

*Huge explosion*
Lieutenant: Holy shit, call it in!
Radio operator: This is Mike November 4, contact wait out!

by puje October 19, 2009

penisary contact

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

by Contadulater February 15, 2018

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020