Crossville

A place where if you don't dip, drink, or go to church, you don't do anything.

Rick: "Let's do something."

Frank: "What's there to do in Crossville?"

Rick: "..."

Frank: "Hell, let's drink."

by Rick Franks March 27, 2011

Coalville

A small town in Leicestershire, England, notable for it's high levels of retardation due to incest.

You don't want to go to Coalville, mate, They're a bunch of nasty, ignorant dipshits there.

by Spacedfanreturns October 16, 2007

coalville

Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.
Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the home of every charity shop known to man and a pish poor market. The only Cinema (The Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.
Inhabitants often wander around in a zombie like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized T-shirt with several days dinner noticable.
Avoid benefits day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.

Ay Up Me Duck, I'm from Co'ville (Coalville).

by Dlcfc April 15, 2008

Cookeville

A city in central Tennessee (30,000+/- pop.), home to Tennessee Tech University (OVC) and their sports teams, Cookeville Regional Medical Center, Magic 98.5 radio station, Burgess Falls State Park, and many other businesses and sites. County seat of Putnam County. Sometime referred to as "Cookietown," "CookeVegas" or "The 'Ville."
It is recognized as one of the country's micropolitan areas, smaller cities which nevertheless function as significant economic hubs. Of the twenty micropolitan areas in Tennessee, Cookeville is the largest.

Cookeville is home to one daily newspaper, a monthly business journal, 8 FM radio stations, 3 AM stations, and 2 television stations.

by Miss Brooke February 12, 2013

coolzville

You might say something is coolzville if you're being random, or if you think something is cool

WINDOWSHADES. They is coolzville.

by mango-hater October 2, 2009

Crooksville

noun. A small town in Southeastern Ohio which, decades ago, was known far and wide for its pottery and china. Now, however, it is far less renown. It is known to its inhabitants as a "hick town" or, often, a "stinkhole." Its school teachers reportedly teach the 3 R's: Reading, 'Riting, and the Road out of Crooksville.

"My town sucks! It's like I live in Crooksville or something."

by 09ZeroNine April 19, 2005

Coalville

A small town outside of the Salt Lake Valley populated primarily of narrow-eyed white people. Generations of inter breeding and religious dogmatism have lead to the distinctive narrow eyes and protruding noses that the residents of the area are known for. The locals generally enjoy clapping their hands in the street retardedly and repeating the phrase "that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter was doggon hootin!"

Woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so retardedly?

Utah Tour Guide: Well mam, that's because we are in Coalville.

by Glen Beck II May 10, 2011