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Cookienuts

The art of spreading cookie butter on a males genitals before receiving oral copulation.
Damn bro, she gave you the cookienuts.
by tweekerseeker September 27, 2019
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cookie puss

A condition describing a vagina caked with the crumbling residue of dried pussy juice. May cause itching, and leaves small crumbs when scratched or rubbed.

Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.
Cookie Puss: "These pussy crumbs are making me itch! Maybe I should scratch..."

"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.
by Fussy Pucker May 1, 2011
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cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously
One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend
by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009
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cookieness

cookieness-to be pretty,sexy,hott,or verry yumola
"im so cookieness!" (GUY BEHIND HER)"oh yea!"
by emocandy112@yahoo.com November 1, 2007
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cookie-puss

Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.
Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!
Justin: Hey buddy.
by Matt Pereida March 4, 2005
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Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021
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Cookienuts

The art of spreading cookie butter on a males genitals prior to performing oral copulation.
Damn bro she gave you the Cookienuts.
by tweekerseeker September 27, 2019
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