Coof 

Coolness; Swagg; Cool Attitude; Extra Laid back

You are too uptight, you need more coof.

You are too uptight, you need more swagg/coolness.

Coof by Pete Martin May 23, 2008

Coof 

It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.

Can you get me a glass of water?

No.

Ur such a coof!

Coof by Coof master December 2, 2009

COOF 

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF

Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!

COOF by C00F February 27, 2021

coof 

term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.

person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!

coof by pelastumous4 February 8, 2010

coof 

To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.

"Yo, I coofed him in the face."

coof by Uzo June 25, 2005

Coof 

The sound an anus or vagina makes when a guy pulls his dick out fast.

"I pulled out so fast last night that I made Lisa coof"

Coof by Cooper The Coof Master November 15, 2015

coof 

An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit

Your are one coof

coof by Greystar142 October 31, 2011