coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up

Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat

Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020

coochieslayer9

The best person every!!!

“Coochieslayer9 is so amazing!!”

by pu$$y_eater3000 February 25, 2021

Cocheese

A silly, but inoffensive moniker for a friend or acquaintance. Often used when the friend has suddenly realized something you’ve tried to explain for a minute now.

Friend: “So, you’re saying I’m better off without her?”

You: “Welcome to the conversation, Cocheese!”

by Cocheese Man June 22, 2023

Coochmeister

A man of the ladies. A master of the cooch, a man among men wanted by women for his known for his capabilities of pleasing a woman.

Steven: Dude did you hear about Caleb?
Jesse: No what happened??
Steven: Dude, he screwed three dudes girlfriends in one night!
Jesse: Damn! Caleb's a Coochmeister!

by jedgarwellows February 23, 2009

Coochiekosis

A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.

Damn, Madi has Coochiekosis? That's too bad... That bitch knew how to fuck.

by Fat Cock Francis April 23, 2023

Croom A Coochee

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven curves every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Or the long hair kid on the Piece of shit golf cart that thinks he owns the road because it goes 25mph. Your likely to fine him near any body of water that he don't have permission to. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.

Driver. Why is that Guys feet so black

Passenger. That just a normal croomite

Driver. Were are they from

Passenger. Croom A Coochee

by Weeksbaby September 14, 2017

Coochtease

Someone, Male or female who flirts, comes on to, fondles, kisses, makes sexual suggestions to a female knowing they will never stimulate them.

T-Pain
I had that shorty hot, she was dripping on my seat and I dropped her off at her house.

He was so hot for me and all he did was drop me off...what a coochtease!

by mackendacooch November 15, 2010