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Coochmatized

When the powerful witches lay down that good cooch-magoo you make become coochmatized

Symptoms include but not limited too:
Buying a one night stand gifts

Extreme simpin’

Feeling like a spell has been put on you by the almighty cooch.

Most cases are contracted from 5’3 and under Latina or Italian women
She put the gabagool on me and had me coochmatized within minutes
by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 7, 2021
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Coocalaca

Out of the ordinary or unusual. A state of craziness, weirdness, or silliness. Can also be used to describe all things indescribable.
She did a cartwheel on the roof of her house while hula-hooping? That's coocalaca.
by Siana Ramos January 3, 2009
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Coolamajan

Wow you were coolamajan on the pitch
by Budman james April 10, 2017
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coocamunga

an animal that only exists when kaela needs to cover up something she accidentally said in a conversation.
k; omg you and calvin klein are so cute together
a; my moms here
k; hows your coocamunga doing??!
by kjab September 27, 2019
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coocaa

a coocaa is a smelly vagina which has been through tough ears and has a major case of ptsd
“man that poor girl has a large coocaa, musta been through a lot
by michael pepperoni nipple December 29, 2022
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coochmanger

Seller of cooch and cooch accessories
I just bought this cooch from a coochmanger
by Coochiecoocoo August 23, 2023
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Coccamatingus

It means when you have to use the bathroom or big 105 and you don’t want to use the word sh*t!
I’ve got a big coccamatingus coming.
by US3201 June 17, 2024
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