Coocalatsee 

A universal word, meaning only known to the deliverer. Recipients may be confused or delirious after use. Originated by a supremely insane child in the 80s, this word took on a life of its own & terrorized many a victim. May be used in conjunction with other meaningless words to form sentences that confuse and disable your opponent.

Negative: 'As a supposedly talented person, you've turned out to be a complete & utter coocalatsee'.

Positive: 'COOCALATSEE!!!!!'

Coocalatsee by jimjamzzz January 20, 2009

ChocalateEater

A small, round, fluffy yellow creature with a serious expression, an enormous appetite, a mysterious gravitational pull that attracts nearby food, and a strong admiration for Napoleon—often acting like a tiny, unstoppable strategist determined to conquer both battlefields and buffets.

The chocalateeater didn’t move—the food just slowly slid toward him like he had his own gravity.

ChocalateEater by chocolate_eater3748 March 19, 2026